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> Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise
> >>>some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house.
> >>>After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the room and
> >>>explained that she was a model working in a near-by city center studio
> >>>for a few weeks and that she would like the room from Mondays to
> >>>Thursdays, but would pay for the whole week.
> >>>
> >>>Doris showed her the house and they agreed to start straight away.
> >>>>"There's just one problem," explained the model. "Because of my job, I
> >>>have to have a bath every night, and I notice you don't have a bath."
> >>>"That's not a problem," replied Doris. "We have a tin bath out in the
> >>>yard and we bring it into the living room in front of the fire and fill
> >>>it with hot water."
> >>>
> >>>"What about your husband? asked the model.
> >>>
> >>>"Oh, he plays darts most weekdays, so he will be out in the evenings,"
> >>>replied Doris.
> >>>"Good," said the model. "Now that that's been settled, I'll go to the
> >>>studio and see you tonight."
> >>>
> >>>That evening, Fred dutifully went to his darts match while Doris
> prepared
> >>>the bath for the model. After stripping off, the model stepped into the
> >>>bath. Doris was amazed to see that she had no pubic hair.
> >>>The model noticed Doris' staring eyes, so she smiled and explained that
> >>>it is part of her job to shave herself, especially when modeling
swimmer
> >>>or underclothes.
> >>>Later when Fred returned, Doris related this oddity and he does not
> >>>>>believe her.
> >>>"It's true, I tell you!" said Doris. "Look, if you don't believe me,
> >>>tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek
in
> >>>and see for yourself."
> >>>
> >>>The next night, Fred left as usual and Doris prepared the bath for the
> >>>>>model. As the model stepped naked into the bath, Doris stood behind
> her.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Doris looked towards the curtains and pointed towards the model's
> naked
> >>>>>pubic area. Then she lifted up her skirt and wearing no panties,
> pointed
> >>>>>to her own hairy mass.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Later Fred returned and they retired to bed.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"Well, do you believe me now?" she asked Fred. "Yes, he replied.
"I've
> >>>>>never seen anything like it in my life. But why did you lift up your
> >>>>>skirt and show yourself?"
> >>>
> >>>"Just to show you the difference," answered Doris. "But I guess you've
> >>>seen me millions of times."
> >>>"Yes, said Fred, I have - but the rest of the dart team hadn't."
lol nice
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